If you have little kids your house will never be as clean and quiet as it was before having kids. The sooner you accept that the less stressed out you'll be.

If you have little kids your house will never be as clean and quiet as it was before having kids. The sooner you accept that the less stressed out you'll be.
I'm sorry. I wasn't the one who sent you that photo of our ceiling, and my foot. I also wasn't the one who sent you an inappropriate laughing smiley after you posted a status about losing your phone. Which may or may not have been followed by a long line of random characters via private …